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Will I Live to see 80?
Here's something to think about.
I recently picked a new primary care doctor..
After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,
'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'
He asked, 'Do you drink beer or wine?'
'Oh no,' I replied.. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?
'I said, 'Not much...
My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' I said..
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' I said.
He looked at me and said,... 'Then, why do you even give a shit?'..
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Will I Live To See 80?
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ArchAngelGabriel 
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Posted 06 February 2010 - 07:34 AM
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The American Indians found out first hand what happens when you don't control immigration.
"If tyranny and oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy - James Madison"
Sarcasm: just one of my many talents!
"This year will go down in history. For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration. Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future!"
- Adolf Hitler, 1935
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Liberals and conservatives are like slinkys. They're not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
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SamuraiBarbi
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Posted 08 February 2010 - 03:19 PM
too true. what's the point of living if you're going to deny yourself all the things that you enjoy doing.
Johnny Ringo: Isn't anyone here man enough to play for blood?
Doc Holliday: I'm your huckleberry.
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